It’s not often that I get a scoop, but today I learned that Indy Car driver Danica Patrick is going to be doing a spread in this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. An 8th place finisher at the 2007 Indy 500, Danica is a woman who knows how to go fast.
Now, I am not saying that I love fast women, but just last week I was hanging out at the bar at TGI Fridays (because that is the kind of classy guy I am) chatting up this babe. I told her I was the infamous Drunk Donkey, and you should have seen her run! I almost caught up to her once, but I tripped over the garbage bag full of pennies I was using to pay for my drinks …
Danica Patrick goes REALLY fast
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