In today’s totally fake news, Carla Gugino (from Spin City and Spy Kids) was on hand at the launch of the newly redesigned red M&M. After a long time at the top of the candy food chain, the sales of the “melt in your mouth and not in your hand” candy have slumped in recent years, and the talking M&M commercials are not as innovative as they used to be. The new ad campaign featuring Carla Gugino and the new slogan "Put a Red One in your Mouth!" is sure to revive sales!
Personally, I never put anything in my mouth just because someone tells me to. I learned my lesson just last week - I was at Denny’s eating a Grand Slam and this guy told me that if I put this little plastic baggie in my mouth that he would pay for my breakfast. I was pretty happy to get the free meal, but now I am going to do 5 years hard time for illegally transporting smack in my colon.
Carla Gugino Works her Sweet Chocolate
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