I am amazed at the intestinal fortitude of Brooke Hogan. I mean, your parents are getting divorced, your 80 year old dad is dating your 25 year old friend, your brother has major legal problems from almost killing a guy with his car, and chances are your new reality show “Brooke Knows Best” is going to be cancelled before it airs the first episode, yet still, Brooke Hogan finds the time to frolic away in a bikini every day.
Now don’t get me wrong, I am not complaining about the bikini part. If I could I would spend the rest of my life hanging out by the pool at the Las Vegas Hard Rock Hotel, but the cost of sun screen alone would break my bank. Did I say sun screen? I meant Vaseline. Calm your dirty minds, that is not what I meant. I just like to Vaseline up because I know I am going to make an inappropriate comment to someone and I want to make sure the bouncers can’t get a good grip on me. See, know thyself and plan ahead my children!
Brooke Hogan has an awesome life!
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