Ah the dog days of summer have set in. All my usual favourite celebrities have traded in the all night parties for all day suntan sessions. I don’t really mind, because I can work just as much with a picture of Jessica Simpson in a bikini as I can with some B-lister falling down drunk. Some of you can work with it even more perhaps? I don’t know and I don’t want to know.
There really isn’t much to report. Seriously, it’s just Jessica Simpson sitting around on a yacht, sun-tanning. I mean sure, you and me have to go to work in our dirty backroom sweat shops without air conditioning or even a window for ventilation, but that’s what happens when you aren’t born beautiful. Well, I was born beautiful, but years of burrito abuse and the slightly toxic body odour from Manuel over there have turned me into a 450 pound land monster.
Jessica Simpson loves herself ... and so do I
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