Christina Aguilera was on the Ellen DeGeneres show the other day to show off her new personal protection devices. As you can see, when properly placed under clothing, these semi-spherical protection devices can save you from harm in case you fall down, or someone opens a door too quickly. There are a number of different sizes available; Christina Aguilera is shown here wearing the large size.
Ok, maybe it is not cool to make jokes about a woman whose breasts are engorged because she is lactating, but come-on, she put them out there. Don’t get me wrong, I am not complaining. Now, I am not saying that Christina Aguilera has some massive breasts, I am just saying that I think we have found a solution to world hunger here. Just remember, the milk line starts right behind me!
Christina Aguilera's Milk Jugs!
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