Yeah I know more pictures of Christina Aguilera. You may be asking "Why Donkey? Why did you do it?". Well, let me explain. You see there seems to be a lot of pictures showing up on the internet of Christina Aguilera, but no baby. Now I don’t want to seem like some whacko conspiracy theorist, but I think the whole pregnancy thing was just a cover up for Christina Aguilera to get new boobs. What I don’t know is why? I don’t think any one of us would negatively judge a woman for augmenting her sweater puppies … but I digress.
This theory first occurred to me when I realised that I never see my neighbour lady without her baby. I mean, she takes that thing with her everywhere she goes. Not only that, but she shows off that little thing every chance she gets. Now I am not saying that I live in a trailer park, but she is already knocked up again. And maybe it’s hormonal, but she is always begging me to come over for "a drink" – which I know is code for sex. But I just keep telling her "Look lady, I didn’t plant that seed in you and I have no interest in watering it!"
Christina Aguilera Baby Conspiracy (theory?)
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