In the almost totally fake celebrity news today, Britney Spears was checked into a mental hospital on a “5150”. Apparently that means she can be held for up to 72 hours for observation and psychiatric evaluation under the belief that she may be a danger to herself and to others. I was way off when I guessed that a “5150” meant she could gamble on the Superbowl.
To show support for Britney Spears in her battle with her mental diseases, the NFL has announced that it will dedicate the Superbowl half-time show to Britney. Under each of the 70,000 seats in the Arizona Stadium, attendees will find a cocktail baggie of Xanax, Percocet and Oxycontin. Also, Tom Petty will perform his own version of “Toxic” in a sequined leotard, with a dance troupe of Pink Elephants and Leprechauns. Tom Brady has also announced that he will play the first quarter dressed in a dirty 'Kevin Federline' style tank-top.
The NFL - is there anything they won’t do to help?
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