Considering this is the Miss Universe competition, I can't help but notice the complete lack of non-human females invited to the competition. And thank god - you don't want to see a 6-leged 9-assed 400 pound blargon in a bikini, trust me, I've been there ... or maybe I was just drunk and she was a mailbox? I don't really know, and those police records are sealed.
I have always been a little suspicious of these judged events. Thankfully this year the bikinis were standardized for all contestants for objectiveness. However, I would like to talk to the person that decided they should be standardized to a floral print with full butt coverage type of bikini (like my grandma would wear!) instead of a sequined silver micro-thong (like my great-grandma would wear!).
Miss Universe 2009 - the Bikini Round!
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