When I heard about it I thought: 'Yeah right. It's going to be a look-a-like. It's going to be a joke.' But a couple of hours later it was all over online and then I saw it.
It's the most intimate thing you can do and the whole f**king world is watching it and laughing at you.
That's not what I wanted when I was a little girl. It's not what I planned. I always looked up to people like Princess Diana and now I can never be like that. - Paris Hilton about her sex tape, from "Paris, Not France" (documentary)
I feel bad for Paris Hilton now that she can never be like Princess Diana. And of course, the surest way to move beyond your past transgressions is to remind everyone to buy your sex tape - or at least look for it on the internet - at every possible opportunity.
Of course the sex tape is only one of the differences between Paris Hilton and Princess Diana. I think she forgot about the nude photos, the excessive drinking, the childish feuds with other celebritettes in the media, her herpies, her moronic TV shows, absolute lack of notable charity work, lack of class or character ... but then again, I do like the way she is holding her big fluffy white pussy ...
Paris Hilton is no Princess Diana - dare to compare!
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