I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson - who I have nothing against. But I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I've ever learned, to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' I don't want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard. - Megan Fox, American Esquire
First off, I don't want to put the stop to the good catfight that seems to be brewing here. If there is one thing I can get on-board it's a big boat. No wait, I mean a good catfight. See, the idea of these 2 women tearing at each other, possibly ripping each others silk blouses and then, accidentaly, thier mouths brushing together ... sorry, I think I blacked out there for a second from lack of blood to the brain.
Anyhow, I have a message for both Megan Fox and Scarlett Johansson - nobody takes your intelligence seriously, and no one cares about the size of your brains. Stop trying to prove you are smart and stop worrying about it. All we want to see is your boobs. Seriously, if you are so worried about me knowing your IQ, have it printed on a white t-shirt and then dump a pitcher of water on it. That I will remember forever ...
Megan Fox and Scarlett Johansson Cat Fight!
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