I've been in Australia filming Big Brother, in which my housemates and I are confined and sealed off from the outside world, much like the chickens who are crammed inside barns for KFC. Fortunately, I won't be stomped to death, have my legs broken or be scalded to death in a tank of hot water—yet, as PETA's undercover videos have revealed, the chickens raised for KFC's restaurants in Australia often suffer these abuses. - Pamela Anderson
I am all about the Colonel’s chicken. I always have been and I always will be. No one can blend 16 secret herbs and spices like Sanders can. That has always been a contentious issue between Pamela and I, ever since the time I wrote her that letter detailing how I wanted to wrap her in KFC chicken skin and eat a pile of creamy macaroni salad from between her fake boobs. Actually that letter is why I am court ordered to stay at least 100 meters from Pamela at all times. Funny thing though, the same letter got me a lifetime free meal card at the local KFC - and some really weird photographs of Colonel Sanders covered in mashed potatoes and corn bread …
My Feud with Pamela Anderson continues ...
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I'd do it for free chicken!
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