For no other reason than I mentioned her in my Kelly Ripa post, here is Eva Longoria in a bikini. If you are like me and like to over analyze everything you can, you will notice that for a skinny woman she does seem to have a bit of cottage cheese.
I don’t want to be overly critical here because I would give up my gout infected left foot just get an inappropriate touch from a woman as hot as Eva Longoria. But I am a 300 pound blogger dude with infected back sores. And I like cottage cheese – a lot - and not in the traditional sense. I would draw you a picture, but I dropped my pencil into one of my leg fat rolls and I think it has been assimilated into my body.
Eva Longoria is the World’s Hottest Fattest Skinny Midget
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