Originally I wasn’t going to touch this story at all and then I saw these recent pictures of Madonna. Just out of curiosity I "googled" for pictures of Alex Rodriguez wife, Cynthia (for those of you who don’t know, rumour has it Madonna and A-Rod have been hitting it for a while now). Anyway, I am not here to speculate on who did what with whom or who got filmed doing what.
Now I understand she is stressed with her marriage falling apart, an over-blown and under-selling world tour coming up and the possibility of a sex tape, but still, Madonna is looking rough. Now when you compare that 90 year old crypt woman to A-Rods hot (former) wife there is only one conclusion – Madonna has a magic vagina, and it is more powerful than I ever imagined. Probably because the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Santa live in there ... dig a little deeper and I bet you would find a few Leprechauns and maybe even Jimmy Hoffa!
Madonna's Va-Jay-Jay is more powerful than Cynthia Rodriguez
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