Reports have surfaced in America that Sarah Jessica Parker's husband of eleven years, Matthew Broderick, has been having an affair with a 25-year-old youth worker.
The accusations say Broderick met the 25-year-old unnamed woman in a Manhattan bar last November and was apparently seen walking towards the woman's apartment carrying wine and flowers. It is alleged he was subsequently seen making late-night visits to see her over the following month.
Broderick's rep Simon Hall has not denied the lurid allegations, instead telling Star magazine he had 'no comment'. – Marie Claire UK
I know, I know - this is old news just like the whole Madonna thing. But I have been out of commission for a few days (read drinking and looking at internet pictur-otica) and figured it could be a theme thing – call it “Adultery Monday”.
I suppose what surprises me most about Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker is not that he cheated on her – it’s that it took this long! It’s not that Sarah Jessica Parker is ugly, well maybe kinda, but she has a nice body and all that “Sex and the City” money. But still, if I was capable of pulling Ferris Bueller style tail I would probably have been thinking about banging the Church Organist while waiting for the bride to walk down the isle – but that’s just me.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - from being Married to Sarah Jessica Parker
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They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.
- Peter Griffin
NO I can’t do it. That’s like making me choose between Kirsten Dunst and Sarah Jessica Parker in a hot body/ugly face contest. I just can’t do it.
- Peter Griffin
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