I have always felt that the toy market is saturated with junk that no kid really needs. Not to sound like an old-timer here, but in my day we used to go outside with an old soup can and smack it around in the street with a stick we found on the ground. Of course childhood was a lot shorter back then – at 3 we started school and by 6 we usually had kids of our own and worked 16 hour days in the coal mine. If you lived until 14 it was a charmed life! But that’s a story for another time ...
The latest addition to the list of unnecessary toys? The Paris Hilton doll. I am pretty sure this doll will just be the next Paris Hilton project that ends up in the crap heap with her perfume, music album and movies. Maybe she can market it as an educational toy – give it some herpes sores and a gaping maw to teach children the downside of promiscuity. Now, I am not saying that Paris Hilton is loose; I am just saying that I heard that her diaphragm is actually an umbrella.
Kids can play with Paris Hilton
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