Well kids, you can mark this day on your calendar – this is officially my last post about Jennifer Aniston in a bikini. After all these years of being captivated by the black magic and illusions created by her super tight butt and perma-hard nipples, I finally see the light. In the past I had questioned Brad Pitt’s wisdom in leaving Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie, but suddenly it is all so clear - Jennifer Aniston stole my Grandma’s boobs.
I know she is 40, but there is no excuse for this - especially in Hollywood where every Starbucks has a plastic surgery department. Those things look like fried eggs hanging on a nail. A tube sock full of sand has better shape than her boobs. I know I shouldn’t say too many mean things about Jennifer Aniston because marrying her for her money is my back-up retirement plan (after hitting the lottery).
Jennifer Aniston in a bikini (and I am bored)
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