Here is Jessica Simpson hard at work again. I sure wish I had someone to do my hair and makeup. Truth is, I haven’t changed my clothes in 3 days and I am pretty sure there is still some scotch tape and Christmas wrapping somewhere in my hair from when I passed out drunk while wrapping gifts in December. When I was building the cardboard box I live in, I had to choose between a T1 internet line and a shower, and I stand by my decision.
Speaking of work, I am developing a new Martial Art. I was thinking about it, and practicing fighting really isn’t that important for most people, so I figured I should design something around moves we all use every day. So this art is designed around the techniques used during masturbation. I call it Waq Mi Wang Do!
Jessica Simpson continues to work hard
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