Chuck Norris' name was found on a hit list compiled by 2 New Jersey high School kids last week. Apparently the cops got involved, although I think Chuck could probably have handled 2 punk kids by himself. I heard that Chuck Norris' kicks are so fast, scientists use them to calibrate their instruments. This one time, Chuck Norris pulled out a single hair from his beard and stabbed three guys to death with it!“When I learned of the story about a high school student in New Jersey faced with expulsion from school and possible other problems after being charged with compiling a ‘hit list’ that contained my name, my first instinct was to say nothing. Not to risk making something out to be bigger than it is. But I realize that this is not the best course, for such behaviours are exactly the warning signs we have ignored for far too long, emanating from a growing at-risk population of young people in this country. In today's world we must always be vigilant ... in reaching out to those lost souls who feel marginalized and disenfranchised by the world around them.
It is what I have been doing for more than a decade with my KickStart program, which began in Houston, Texas, teaching 150 at-risk children martial arts as part of the PE curriculum. Since that time, our program, which instils discipline and respect and raises self-esteem, has grown to serve more than 6,000 youngsters year round at 37 schools in Dallas and Houston, Texas. To date, KickStart has graduated more than 50,000 students with many going on to college and becoming successful in their own right." - Chuck Norris
Now I don't want to be judge, jury and executioner here, but anyone who even seems to be threatening "The Chuck" deserves swift and severe punishment. The man's beard is a National Treasure. I heard he has it insured by Lloyd's of London for $6 Million!!! One time he was having his beard trimmed at a barber shop, and the barber nicked him with the straight razor, and Chuck's moustache round-housed the barber in the face, and the guy has been in a coma for 8 years - and the only way to bring him out of his coma is one of Chuck's tears, but Chuck Norris never cries. This one time, Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed because that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. True story! Also, Chuck Norris makes infomercials with Christie Brinkley.
Chuck Norris targeted in Death Plot - But he's not Worried
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