Well, as I predicted, Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie are breaking up."She has finally made the decision to go to America and has instructed her staff to prepare for the move. Everything will go—except Guy." Friends say Madonna, 49, is now in talks with her PR team to see how the move will affect her career, which has netted her a £220 million fortune and secured her as one of the world's most famous female singers.
I am sure she will be ok since she is worth about ½ a billion dollars. With that kind of money I am sure she can still find the occasional date. I know that I would take the moral high-ground, but I am sure someone will sleep with her, possibly on a bet. And failing that, there is still plenty of alcohol left in the world, and a new batch of college freshmen every year to drink it. You heard it here first: Madonna College Tour starting September 2008!
Madonna is about to be Single - Hide your Penis
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