Maybe it is just a theory, but I have for a long time suspected that Catherine Zeta Jones might be a robot. Her classic good looks seems to be everlasting, and the fact that she has been married to Michael Douglas for so long must be some sort of programming loop … what I am saying here is that she is no learning computer.
Long story short, my Catherine Zeta Jones is a robot theory seems to be bearing some fruit. Just this weekend a Sand crawler full of Jawas pulled up outside my sand hut and sure enough there was a R2 Zeta Jones unit among the available droids. Of course I bought her and a few hundred space creds seemed like a good deal at the time. But “caveat emptor”, it turned out she had a bad motivator and didn’t speak Bocce. So it's off to the spice mines of Kessel with her …
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