"I would not want (Kim's butt) - it's gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag." – Paris Hilton
"I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim's hot!" – Paris Hilton, next day
"Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I'm glad she made the effort to say she's sorry." – Kim Kardashian, day 3 (after receiving a gift of a dump truck full of ice cream)
There are some days that you don’t even have to write the jokes, they just sort of fall into your lap - like a rookie stripper giving you a private dance in new 6 inch heels. Also, this post means I get to bookend my week blogging about Kim Kardashian. Also, I am really craving a garbage bag full of cottage cheese ... and a lap dance!
Kim Kardashian's ass might be a secret cheese mine!
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