I know it took me until Wednesday to blog about Kim Kardashian, but there just wasn’t anything to report until now. And look, she has a new hat! I know Kim Kardashian has been in a battle of words with Paris Hilton lately – a battle that should be brought to its natural conclusion in a kiddie pool full of Jell-O – but this is not a blog post about that. This post is about a new hat. Wait, isn’t that NFL star Reggie Bush with her? Maybe, but how about that hat! The only thing that is better than Kim Kardashian is Kim Kardashian in a new hat!What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.
And finally:There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands holding her hat on while the wind blew her dress up around her waist.
A dignified southern gentleman came up and said, "Ma'am, you should be ashamed of yourself, letting your skirt blow around, being indecent, while both hands hold your hat."
She said, "Look mister, everything down there is seventy years old; this hat is brand new!"
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