You know it’s a slow news day when this is pretty much the top story, but it would appear that Kim Karadshian was out and about buying herself a new pair of shoes yesterday. I thought that it was amazing that she can afford to buy Gucci shoes when (as far as I know) she doesn’t really work. Of course, it was later revealed that there were no shoes in that Gucci box, just a stool sample for some routine medical tests.
Speaking of medical tests, my doctor recently extracted a semen sample from me. He told me the clinic wanted to run some tests to see if they could isolate the monomeric protein polypeptide that gives me these super-powers. It turned out that my super-powers are actually imaginary, brought on by tequila hallucinations. I also found out that the “doctor” was actually the vagrant that lives in the dumpster behind my building. I was wondering why that test only cost 7 dollars ... and why he didn't sterilize his hands!
Kim Kardashian buys some new shoes?
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