Most of the people I have written about on this blog are pretty much already famous. But, as an equal opportunity blogger, I thought I would expose all 6 of my loyal readers to Tila Tequila (someone who is usually pretty exposed - in a good way). Tila rose to fame as the “Girl with a Million Friends” on myspace, and has gone on to do magazine spreads, cameo rolls (check her out in “Chuck and Larry”!) and a reality TV series which is based around her possibly making out with another chick. What you may not know about her is that she raises Emu for meat, collects Barry Manilow records and had over 100 unmatched argyle socks in a box in her bedroom closet.
Since I have nothing more to say about Tila Tequila ...Frank and Bob are working on a phone line in a remote part of the Arizona desert. Frank goes to take a leak and get’s bit on the penis by a rattlesnake. Bob quickly taps into the phone line to request help …
Bob: “My friend has been bit by a rattlesnake. What do I do?”
Operator: “This first thing you have to do is suck out the poison …”
Frank: “What did she say?”
Bob: “She said you’re gonna die”
Tila Tequila gets Exposed
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