In the latest scandal to rock Hollywood, Marge Simpson came forward yesterday and admitted to Federal authorities that the entire town of Springfield is just one large set and that all the townspeople are actors.
Springfield doesn’t even exist. Why do you think we never mention the state? Everyone one of us are actors just playing a part. The most shocking part is that the network forces us to use drugs and have plastic surgery so that we don’t age. Lisa is 30 years old, and I am in my 50’s. Sure it’s a fun ride, but it can be dangerous. I had a painful plastic surgery mishap a few years back, and the producers exploited it to make an episode about my boobs. I have even resorted to steroids and painkillers to keep going all these years! - Marge Simpson, Federal Deposition
I know all of you are as shocked as I am about this. All this time I though it was just an incredible gene pool in Springfield that these people all look as good today as they did 20 years ago. Wait a minute, maybe I am just hallucinating again. Are you supposed to take the plastic off Hot Pockets before you eat them?
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