Paris Hilton was on hand today to receive the Nobel Prize in Physics at a ceremony held at the Westwood Oaks Holiday Inn and Conference Center. Paris is being honored for her work in the field of sub-atomic distillation of photonic nuclei in negative ionic suspension. In an unprecedented move, Lampoon University of Delaware presented Hilton with an Honorary Doctorate of Arts as she posed with the University Alumni Crest.
Paris Hilton’s publicist released the following statement:Is there anything Paris Hilton can’t do? TV, music, science! Ok, maybe she can’t talk in complete sentences, dance, do basic math, or figure out that this whole thing is just a stupid joke on some guy’s fake celebrity news blog. But that sure is one tasty burrito!
Paris Hilton wins Nobel Prize
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