Maybe it’s just me, but until about 5 hours ago I had never heard of Katie Price or her alter ego Jordan. Then again I do live under a rock … a rock with a DSL connection! A quick tab over to Wikipedia reveled that she is not only a page 3 model in the UK, but also an actress with a few B movies to her credit, a singer (although she was voted off “Eurovision Song Contest“ when she showed up pregnant and wearing a spandex cat suit), and an author.
Katie Price has been on a book tour recently to promote this latest literary masterpiece “Jordan: Pushed to the Limit” which I can only assume is a biography of her bra. Her latest title is actually her 6th book release! I would read it for myself and summarize it for you, but I don’t have that kind of time to waste. Also, I can’t read or write. So be sure to pick up my 8th illustrated adventure book being released next week "The Adventures of Drunk Donkey: Why the hell does my Hand Smell like that?"
Katie Price and Jordan - the Doppleganger
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