I find it sad that since the demise of Baywatch young starlets like Heidi Montag, whose talent lie mostly within their bikini, have not had a decent outlet to expose those talents to the world. Unfortunately they have to turn to reality shows and self-promoting music videos to get their name out there.
So if David Hasselhoff won’t do it, then I will. Keep an eye on your TV Guides for "Drunk Donkey Presents: Dairy Farm". Basically it will be a bunch of girls living in South Dakota that work on a dairy farm and solve dairy related mysteries in their spare time. There will be lots of slo-mo montages of girls in bikinis bailing hay and milking cows set to 80’s Hair Metal Ballads.
Until then, here is Heidi Montag in “Higher” …
Heidi Montag needs a Talent Outlet
Labels:
Celebrity Bikini,
Heidi Montag
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
0 comments:
Post a Comment