I can’t believe that I am blogging Heidi Montag for the third time in a week. Now, I am not saying that I am obsessive compulsive, it’s just that I am obsessed with Heidi and must compulsively blog her. She seems to like it though:I appreciate people taking time to write any kind of comment. Do you know how much effort it really takes to sit down and write a comment? I’ve never written a comment in my entire life… you really have to have a lot of passion and thought to write any comment, so thank you. - Heidi Montag
Last night I had a dream that I rescued Heidi Montag from the Lobster King. After defeating 100s of Claw People in a hand-to-hand melee that lasted hours, Heidi and I escaped across the purple beach on donkey back to my Hydra-copter. Sure, a psychiatric professional would probably diagnose me as having a problem, but I know from experience that the police don’t get involved until they find you eating a Taco Bell picnic on the front lawn wearing only gym socks and a duct-tape bowtie.
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