In a recent interview with a German TV station, Heidi Klum expressed some concern over Britney Spears behaviour lately and offered to even take her into her house for a few months to try and provide some help.She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months. I would help set her straight. I am sorry when a young person gets thrown so off track. She has, of course, lived an extremely wild life.
Apparently all it takes to get into Heidi Klums' house is heavy drinking, public crying, erratic behaviour and crotch flashing. I already have 3 out of 4! Now that I know this, I’ll just add some public crying and it’s only a matter of time before I get an invitation. I can only imagine what it would be like to live at Heidi Klum and Seal’s house. Heidi could tuck me into bed every night while Seal sings "Kiss from a Rose" softly from the corner. I would sleep like a baby, and by "Like a baby" I mean "with a raging erection".
Heidi Klum and Britney Spears - the odd couple!
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