Mostly I know Salma Hayek her from her snake dance in "Dusk 'till Dawn" as the only redeeming part of that movie - and a part I can watch over and over. As some of you may know, she recently (September 2007) had a baby - and as you can see from these pictures she is obviously lactating. Milk - It does a body good.
On a personal note, I offered to donate sperm for Salma back in 2004, but she turned me down because my balls were too big."What worries me the most is that most men are so weak. Because of that they act like they don't care and like machos - because they are too fragile inside. I find feminine men unbelievably sexy. But most men are completely incapable of getting in touch with their feminine side. What am I supposed to talk about with a man who doesn't know what it's like to be a woman?" - Salma Hayek
Maybe it's a good thing - I have been told by Doctors that most women wouldn't be able to hold my sperm due to its bionic potency and even if I could find a woman with an iron womb strong enough, the awesomeness of my progeny would cause the universe to collapse in onto itself.
Salma Hayek, Got Milk?
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