In recent fake celebrity news, Pamela Anderson has announced a new direction in her career. Now in her 40’s, Pamela has decided that it is time to stop playing the sex object or bimbo or eye-candy and to take on new mature rolls. She recently announced at a press conference that she would no longer appear on screen wearing anything less than the outfit above.
I, for one, am not disappointed in her decision. Sure I will miss seeing Pam Anderson bouncing around on TV and in movies with almost no clothes on, but I already have 1200 GB of Pamela Anderson pictures, screen captures and video clips on my hard drive, and I would like to save some room for up and coming “actresses” like Heidi Montag and Jamie Lynn Spears. I also have a few Gigs earmarked to chronicle the downfall of Hanna Montana – mark my words, it will happen.
Sure I could buy more storage, but this blog only earns $1.05 a day … and vodka and Chalupas aren’t free!
Pamela Anderson goes after Mature Audiences
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