An anonymous source has told Australia's "The Day" newspaper that Lindsay Lohan is considering and offer of $900 000 dollars to pose for Playboy. This new offer is up from the previous offer of $500 000. On a related note I am currently entertaining an offer of 43 cents to photoshop together various upskirt and boob-slip paparazzi photos of Linday Lohan to beat Playboy to the punch.
It seems to me that either Hugh Hefner has gone mad from his old age (and probably syphilis) or he is a true genius. It's harder to find a full set of teeth in Mississippi than it is to find Linsay Lohan nude on the internet. Are people really going to fork over $8 for a magazine when you just know that some kid in Germany is going to scan daddy's advance copy onto his blog 3 weeks before it even hits the news stands? Then again, it's easier to throw out a magazine than it is to keep buying Windex to keep my monitor clean ...
Lindsay Lohan to get a cool Million for Playboy?
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