Here is your Friday puzzle: How does a mostly unemployed former Spice Girl land herself a comedian in the twilight of his career? Easy, wedge your ample proportions into some under-sized lacy garments. Well, at least that is my theory on how Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown ended up having Eddie Murphy’s baby.
Melanie Brown is really a dichotomy of a woman. One the one hand she has a smoking hot surgically enhanced body. One the other hand, Scary Spice looks like the kind of woman that would punish your genitals if you didn’t “perform” up to her standards. Given, considering her history, I don’t think her standards are that high, but my penis and I prefer the safety of enjoying Melanie Brown from the anonymous chair in front of my computer screen.
Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown shows off her Talents!
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