I hate to say that I called it (like 6 months ago) but Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting divorced. Maybe it’s because of A-Rod, or maybe 9 years of pretending not to be a sex maniac was enough for Madonna. Well, either way, all that is left is to figure out how to split up their half-a-billion-dollar fortune, and decide who gets to keep the penis.
Now I don’t want to seem like the kind of guy who can be bought, but I would marry Madonna for a few million. Who am I kidding, I would probably marry her for a smack on the ass and a milkshake.
Madonna is Single - I got this one ...
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