Mark this day on your calendar because it finally happened, Pamela Anderson has finally run out of real men to date. I know it’s sad, but it’s true. Pam is now exclusively dating androids. I am not sure exactly when my turn to date Pamela was up, but I guess I missed the call. Oh well, I am sure the battery half life of these robot men is probably 100 years which means that Pamela Anderson should wear them out in about 6 days. Now I am not saying that sex with Pam Anderson will kill you, but have you seen Tommy Lee and Kid Rock lately?
More importantly, I hope that these romantically inclined androids will soon be available for commercial sale. I could sure use a robo-wife. I know I could probably get a human wife, but the last women I dated died of romantic asphyxiation when I had a minor heart attack on top of her after sex. Well after what I call sex - which mostly means eating a plate of chocolate nachos while watching “Dancing with the Stars”.
Pam Anderson has run out of men
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