I do pass gas a lot; I guarantee it smells like roses. – Jessica Simpson
I think with comments like that and the quality of Jessica Simpson’s country music it is time for a new career as the first chick on the Jackass show. I mean come on, how can you screw up “9 to 5”? I have seen drunken bar midgets nail that one in Karaoke.
At least if she can’t sing, we know that Jessica Simpson can dress like a 2-toothed inbred country hick, and make faces that would put any 2nd Grader to shame!
Jessica Simpson to appear on Jackass?
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