Well, this officially completes my catalogue of “stars I had a crush on when I was a kid” wearing bikinis. Maybe it was a sad and pathetic youth, but ever since The Adams Family I have always wanted to see Christina Ricci in some state of undress. Sure, I could go out and rent Black Snake Moan, but then I would have to watch what looks like a horrible movie, AND it would also be about the millionth thing this year I have seen with Samuel L. Jackson in it.
Is it just me or is Samuel L. Jackson in just about every movie these days. Not that he is a particularly bad actor, but if I want to see some guy acting crazy and swearing all the time I could just go and watch Hobo Bill who lives in the alley next to the Laundromat. Also, that wouldn’t cost me $9.50 at the Cineplex. Wait, how did a post about Christina Ricci in a bikini become a rant about the homeless? Damn you Cheezits and your brain rotting (but oh so delicious) tertiary butylhydroquinone.
Christina Ricci in a bikini. My work here is done.
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