The Olympics are now over, and I know I really need to return to my normal life of watching cartoons and eating “Fruit by the foot”. But still, Olympic fever rages on and needs to be blogged. Apparently Lindsay Lohan also suffers from Olympic fever and wants to meet Michael Phelps (8 gold medals in swimming for those of you under a rock the last 16 days).
Michael Phelps told Access Hollywood in 2004 that the celebrity he would most like to meet is Lindsay Lohan. Of course that was before she was a cracked out alcoholic quasi-dyke half-way into the unemployment line. It is possible that Michael Phelps might still want to meet Lindsay Lohan, just as it is possible that he might want his cock to turn purple and fall off. Now I am not saying that Lindsay Lohan’s punta is a cock killer, I am just saying that she has had so many cocks going through her that she had to install a parking meter on her taint and an auxiliary cock parking lot in her rectum.
Lindsay Lohan looks nice in that shirt
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