Kim Kardashian sliced up her toe on a glass coffee table at a hotel in New York on Sunday. A source told TMZ that there was "so much blood, it looked like a murder scene." Thankfully, Kim Kardashian is now OK, and will be able to compete on this seasons “Dancing with the Stars.” I was just happy to know that even though her toe might be mangled, her ass survived unscathed!
In her honour I wrote the following poem:Oh no!
She cut her toe.
Now poor Kim
Can’t do the show.
Oh wait,
Yes she can!
She can just stand still
And shake her hams!
Kim Kardashian and her big toe bo-bo!
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