It’s important to have a routine. For me, every day I get up, look outside to see that my neighbourhood has not been over run with bikini clad strippers. After that I go to the bathroom and find out that my taps don’t dispense hot and cold vodka. Slowly I realize that it was all a dream and I am still a 340 pound man-slug, and then I cry a little. But that’s just me.
As you can see, Kim Kardashian also has a routine. It seems that her routine is first to wedge that giant ass into designer clothes, and then adjust her boobs. It’s my personal feeling that a star with the status of Kim Kardashian should not have to adjust her own boobs and ass. She should have a full time assistant dedicated to making sure that her ass and boobs look perfect all the time - and if Kim Kardasian is looking for any candidates, I am pretty much available 24/7 (except for the 3 minutes a day it takes me to poop out these blog posts)!
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