Every where I go on the internet (because I don’t get out much otherwise) I read people criticizing Kim Kardashian for having a little bit of junk in the trunk – to the point that even her mom and boyfriend are sending her to the gym. Now, I don’t want to sound like Sir Mix-A-Lot here, but you can do side bends or sit-ups, but baby please don’t loose that butt.A lady with a huge ass and small tits is sitting at a bar.
The drunk man sitting on her left said, "Lady, you sure have a HUGE ass". The lady smacked the guy so hard that he fell off of his barstool and left. The drunk man sitting on her right said "Jesus, lady, you sure do have small breasts!" The lady smacked the guy so hard that he fell off of his barstool and left.
The lady turns to the bartender "I get that all the time and I wish that I could do something about it."
Bartender: "Why not take some toilet paper and rub it on your tits for a few minutes every day".
The lady became curious. "Really?", she said. "Do you think that will give me bigger tits?"
"I'm not sure," the bartender replied, "but it worked on your ass!"
Kim Kardashian Gym rat!
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