Charlie Sheen alleged that after his grotesque 2005 split from Denise Richards, his peppery ex had asked him for a donation. Charlie has produced an email Denise had allegedly sent to his new lady, Brooke Mueller.
“There are so many couples having unhealthy children. Charlie and I have very beautiful healthy children together. I was strictly looking for a sperm donor, if it's any of your business." - MSN news
If Denise Richards needs a sperm donation, I made one earlier and I can probably still dig up the Kleenex. Now I can’t guarantee that my sperm will produce healthy children. I mean with the amount of Tacos and Vodka I consume they would probably be 3 legged troglodytes with antennae ears. Either that or they could be super-human like me with the power to surf the internet with only one hand. Wait a minute, where is my other hand? Hey lefty, you get out of there!
Would my donation to Denise Richards be tax deductible?
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