I have had this monkey on my back for about 2 weeks now. You know, the itch you can’t scratch, the dragon you can’t catch, the last genital crab you can’t kill … that kind of feeling. I really had no idea what it was until this morning. Suddenly I have experienced sweet relief from my own personal demon hell, and it was Kim Kardashian.
I had no idea how deep I was in until today. Two weeks without blogging Kim Kardashian and I was about to rub my own skin off. I should probably just pay my cable bill so I can watch “Keeping up with the Kardashians” on E! every week, but where is the fun in that. This is like my own personal tantric internet training. Delay Kardashian release until you can no longer stand it and then BAM! a wave of euphoria that can last for hours. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to grab some OxyClean and try to rub these stains out ... ronic how "rubbing-out" is what caused these stains in the first place.
Turns out all I needed was a little Kim Kardashian
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