Thank god for Maxim magazine, because I had almost forgotten about Shannon Elizabeth. Even though her nude scene as Nadia in American Pie happens to be one of my most fond memories from my teenage years (and I was 28!), Shannon Elizabeth hasn’t seemed to generate any momentum in her career.
Last time I saw Shannon she was playing in some sort of Texas Holdem Poker tournament. So Shannon, if you are out there, I just want to let you know that I challenge you to a game of poker. Now I know it’s not fair to her since even if I lose at poker, I win because a hot girl came over to my house. But I have to warn you, Shannon Elizabeth, I already have a straight (in case you are wondering, I am gesturing towards my crotch) ... and it's all because of your high pair ...
Shannon Elizabeth - I almost forgot about you!
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