Now maybe I come from the old school of advertising, but it seems to me and my old fashioned ways that the best way to sell any product is to put it in the hands of a hot, bikini clad woman. Works for beer, works for cars and it works for movies. I know it pissed off the feminists in the 80’s but everyone needs to realize that men buy beer and cars. If the feminists want to get Antonio Banderas in a Speedo to do Maxi Pad commercials, I am all for it - but I digress ...
Anyways, that being said, you can understand how I am confused by this latest Maxim spread featuring Gillian Anderson to promote the upcoming X-Files movies. Now don’t get me wrong, it’s not like Gillian Anderson isn’t hot in a MILF-y kind of way, but wearing a non-revealing dress in a Maxim spread is like using an oven mitt for protection when you are out of condoms. Wait a minute, that’s a great idea! Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find my “Ove-Glove” and a pound of butter ...
Gillian Anderson does not make me want to see the X-Files Movie
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