This post is getting me all muddled up on the inside. It’s Jessica Simpson, which is good! It’s Jessica Simpson in a tight wet dress, which is also good! It’s Jessica Simpson pretending to shave, which is good? Wait, that’s bad. But she also appears to be nude, which is good! But she borrowed the razor that I just used to shave my legs ... wait, that’s just confusing ...
I am not one who generally feels sympathy for the tough life of a Hollywood star, but if you look closely at these pictures you will note that Jessica Simpson is obviously posing under some very cold water. My physics is rusty, but I just checked over my old notes and:
So I am guessing that water is about 56F. Ironically, that is right about the same temperature as the shower I am going to need to take to stop the blood from pooling in my genitals ...
Jessica Simpson in a wet dress (I need a cold shower)
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