It is entirely possible that Brad Pitt is some sort of superhuman and immune to such things, but if I was Brad Pitt and I was married to that freak Angelina Jolie and having to drag her 19 kids all over the world, and my ex-wife looked like Jennifer Aniston does now, and she kept showing off that tight thang in a bikini like she has been lately, I would be crying – out of my penis.
But of course I am not Brad Pitt. Sure I don’t have the millions of dollars, or the good looks, or the fame, or the power, or the ripped 6-pack abs, or a career, but what I do have is my integrity. Oh wait, no I don’t. I am pretty sure I traded in my integrity yesterday when I openly supported drinking while pregnant. Yes, I know that drinking during pregnancy can cause birth defects and mentally slow children, but look at it from my point of view – this blog could use a few more readers!
Jennifer Aniston makes Brad Pitt cry
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"this blog could use a few more readers"
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Well, you got me. Love your post. Jen looks hot. Pitt's a fool.
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