US Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer had a 9 hour date last Friday. That’s right, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. Yes, the same John Mayer who has dated Cameron Diaz, Penelope Cruz, Jessica Simpson, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Mandy Moore, Paris Hilton and Minka Kelly. And yes, the same Jennifer Aniston that was married to Brad Pitt and then downgraded to Vince Vaughn.
I read this story yesterday morning, and I just went back to bed with a bottle of vodka because I was sure the world was ending. I don’t know why, but these 2 coupling just seems like the 7th sign of the Apocalypse. Ok, maybe it is just my new respect for Jennifer Aniston now that she is getting out and about in a bikini. Dammit, I gotta learn to play guitar, and sing … and lose about 300 pounds and get my back waxed ... then look out John Mayer, because I am coming for your women!
Jennifer Aniston gets some John Mayer penis!
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