I know a lot of you probably think that being the author of this blog is the greatest job in the world. Honestly though, it takes a lot of hard work and inspiration (and by “hard work” I mean clicking and by “inspiration” I mean booze) to keep coming up with things to write about day after day. However after many years of soul-searching, I think I have finally found my calling - Gisele Bundchen’s ass-prep guy!
It looks like a lot of hard work chasing after a half-naked supermodel just to powder her ass and make sure it is clear of blemishes, but that is a sacrifice that I am willing to make. If there is one thing I believe in it’s that the butt must be presented in its most flawless form. One look back at my Janice Dickenson posts will tell you why. So Gisele, if you are hiring (or if Victoria’s Secret needs a stand by guy for their fashion shows) my phone line is open. The best time to contact be is between 2pm and 3pm … after I wake up, but before I start drinking ...
The Greatest Job in the World? Gisele Bundchen's ass-prep guy
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